These two very English Lampposts like to get involved in other people’s love lives, share opinions on fashion and get some affection – even inanimate objects have feelings you know!

Don’t look the other way when the unexpected happens, stop and have a chat with the Lampposts, get to know them and before you know what has happened, you will be part of the magical world of laughter, dancing and love. The Lampposts desire to show the people of the world how to have a more silly and spontaneous life.

Don’t be offended if David and Victoria (The Lampposts, yes they have names) have something to say about your fashion sense, they are just jealous because you get to wear clothes. They are also attempting to learn German, so feel free to give them a hand with their terrible accents and their mixed up grammar – it will give you a change to have a laugh at them too.

The Lampposts are sweet, rude, charming, honest and very funny. They look forward to saying something about you, or to you as you pass them by.

The Ushers

Madcap ushers, hell bent on checking your ticket to nowhere!! They juggle and do acrobatics and cause general mayhem!


Hilarious chefs, whipping up a frenzy with their whisk based puns, you can’t beat a good yolk!!